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Lachgeschichten und Sachgeschichten...

Hier findet ihr lustige Geschichten.

Einige  Geschichten sind wahr ,
andere Geschichten sind frei erfunden.

Einige Geschichten sind ein Gedicht.
Wenn sie dir auch nicht gefallen, mach kein böses Gesicht.

Und geh nicht gleich mit mir vors Gericht.

Gut wäre es  wenn du darüber keine Gedanken machst,

besser ist es wenn du darüber lachst.

Wenn  du ein paar Fehler findest,kannst du sie behalten!


>> Kindermund


>> Die Handy-Pflege


>> Handygebrauchsanweisung

 

 

 


Neujahrsgedicht 2010..

 

Ich wünsche Euch allen die meiner Seite waren

Ein gesundes, glückliches, gutes und erfolgreiches neues Jahr.

 

Wie im Flug verging das alte Jahr,

das Neue 2010 kann nun kommen

und alles was wir uns 2009 vorgenommen

Machten wir leider wieder nicht wahr

 

Wir wollten werden rank und schlank und

Wir wissen rauchen macht krank, kann tödlich sein

schränkten wir das Essen und das Rauchen ein?

Nein?

 

Wollten nicht mehr so hetzen und Jagen,

Wollten nicht mehr so viel schuften

für Dinge die man eh nicht braucht.

Uns nicht mehr Ärgern über unsre Plagen

doch sind diese Vorsätze auch verraucht

 

Weniger Auto fahren,

mehr laufen auf Schusters Rappen

na das könnte gut klappen.

Wäre auch für die Umwelt ein Segen.

Aber es klappte nicht

war immer schlechtes Wetter und Regen

 

Und vieles mehr, was wir uns vorgenommen

haben wir wieder nicht gemacht

die Erinnerung daran ist leicht verschwommen

am besten ist es wenn man darüber lacht

 

Wir geben die Hoffnung niemals auf,

Dass alles besser wird im neuen Jahr

und alles nimmt einen guten Lauf

daran glauben wir jedes Jahr, sogar

 

Wenn wir alle unsere guten Vorsätze erfüllen,

wäre das für uns ein ein Gewinn?

Ohne die kleinen Sünden, macht das Leben keinen Spaß

und es hätte irgendwie auch weniger Sinn

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